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Artist: Sara Bareilles
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Dear god this is everything.

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in which i am christian grey

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Actually, ‘fall’ has its origins as an Anglo-Saxon word, and was popularized for use to denote the season around the 16th century from the poetic term ‘the fall of leaf.’ In the language that would develop after 1066, words that were coded as being common or lowly generally had Anglo-Saxon roots while the ‘educated’ words of the elite had French and Latin roots. This is why, even in modern English, we use ‘cow,’ which has an Anglo-Saxon origin, for the animal out in the field and ‘beef,’ which has a French origin, for the food to be consumed. The poor handle the animal while the rich eat the meat, and that is reflected in the language. The language of the conquerors was elevated while the language of the conquered was made base and common. If ‘autumn’ sounds smarter than ‘fall,’ that is only the linguistic snobbery of history talking.

LINGUISTIC BITCHSLAP.

Thank you. I was too lazy to find my post.

Fun related fact - the meaning of the word “November” in several Slavic languages (and “October” in Croatian because fuck you that’s why) - variations on listopad - is also named for falling leaves, list being “leaf” and pad being “fall”.

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cosmo sex tip: when he pulls out his penis begin singing “put that thing back where it came from or so help me”

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this was the best promo she did for any single of that album

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I need a story where a rich guy falls in love with a poor girl, but instead of the poor girl needing to be accepted by his family, the rich guy needs to impress her family and it NEVER WORKS.

Like her dad is all “Let’s go play football”

And rich guy…

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Watermelon Slushie with Boba | Life by DailyBurn

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this child is more beautiful than any adult i’ve ever seen

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A few months ago, I asked Will Swenson (her fiancé) where Audra keeps her Tonys and he told me he could tell me where three of them are. I wanted to know why he couldn’t tell me where the fourth one was and he said it’s because Audra can’t remember what she did with it. That’s right, she has so many Tony Awards, she’s actually misplaced one.

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